March 3, 2011

It Pays To Be Open-Minded On Relationships

My Lindsay wore a green, lacy T-Back today for a huge 8.11% gain. It seems that my decision to reconcile with vICToria is correct as she has worn her green bikini for the third straight day today (3.39% for three days). Nikole is in unexciting green walking shorts with just 0.49% gain.

I am still trying to divorce Macy and we are just a few board lots away from complete separation. For the past few days, I can say that I am the only stupid person that is trading this stock, MAC.

After the fall of AEVangeline (two days), I believe that she deserves a second chance. I started dating her again today.

The movement of Nikole is a mystery to me. I have included the widget for the Nickel world market price graph (see graph on the left) in order to monitor its movement and accordingly make informed trade decisions on my NIKL stocks. Supposedly, when the graph line which reflects the nickel price in the world market goes up, the price of NIKL goes up, too. Well, I actually observed the opposite. Mark is indeed one crazy fellow.

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